Tumblrs way of thinking that everyone is either 100% good or 100% bad doesn’t really work for me

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can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples


feminism = epic shit, ladies I love you and You’re rights.


Yea I’m a guy, yea I love women and They’re rights, yea I love respect. I am wide open ladies, I love and respect you, I am single by the way.


ladies if your listening out their ladies I don’t want to touch you I want to touch your rights and gain you’re respect because I love ladies and feminism is fucking epic and I love being a single guy who just loves ladies and epic feminism.



i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

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i was thinking today like what if our brains and muscles actually sustain themselves like plants and take food from the air and sunlight and all that and our intestines are actually a totally different creature that has been growing inside us since the day we were born. like it just connects itself to part of our brain stem so that it can trick us into putting food into our mouth so it can eat it and that’s how they survive. and like that’s why you hear your stomach growling and stuff because it’s actually not your stomach it’s actually a giant worm that’s mad that it’s not being fed and like you can’t take them out because they’ve grown into our flesh, but once you die they break loose and feed off of your muscle tissue and stuff which is why bodies seem to decay after a while and we’re left with raw bones. And the Egyptians knew about them, which is why they took them out and put them in jars (causing the creatures to starve to death), because they wanted to preserve the body. and like once upon a time people were just muscle and nerve and bone until one of the early humans had one crawl inside of them and since then the creatures lay their eggs along with the human fetus so that all future humans from then on have become part of them


I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.


If u like camping ur most likely white and boring